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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:55
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.